Knight in Shining Armor.

The Blind Man's Meal Pablo Picasso, 1903. You tried to investigate the sources of my pain. Darling, you mustn't worry, I knew you did it out of love. That's how the typical fairytales end: the knight in shining armor swoops up the damsel in distress. You were desperately trying to rewrite my sorrows into happily ever…

Dancing with Commitment.

The Star Edgar Degas, 1878. To say that I was chubby as a child would be a kind stretch. One of my favorite pastimes was eating. I liked peering inside the refrigerator door a lot more than watching television. To be fair, I really didn't like watching TV as a kid. Not even the cartoons. That…

Love / Dignity & Pride & Respect.

Sunday Edward Hopper, 1926. I called one of my closest friend a fucking useless cuck (short for cuckold), and not just once, but multiple times within that singular conversation we had a few months ago. I did it out of love. Don't get me wrong, I know me. I throw out profanities way too freely at…